Thursday, September 30, 2010

The Wheels On The Bus Go Round And Round....Deal With It!

Reading stuff like this makes my head explode!!!!!

"Fisher-Price is recalling more than 10 million tricycles, toys and high chair over safety concerns.

In the recall of about 7 million Fisher-Price Trikes and Tough Trikes toddler tricycles, the agency is aware of 10 reports of children being hurt. Six of them requiring medical attention."

Reread this out loud to show what an asshole you sound like.


Not ten thousand, TEN. Ten.

Give me a friggin break people.

Six required medical attention. Note that it did not include hospitalization, death, etc........

This makes me crazy. (OK, crazier.....)

To all the new parents out there, kids ride bikes, big wheels, wagons, they fall, they get hurt. They get up and do it again. But they live to tell the tale!!!!!!!!

Next thing you know these wacky parents will try to outlaw two story homes. Steps are not safe, you know! Look at all the kids falling down steps these days. Little Junior just might take a fall down the steps. So I propose we make everything in the universe one story.

Because the universe revolves around Junior.............AGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

(We think the world is messed up now, wait until Junior comes of age.......scary!!!)

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Til Death Parted Us

So today, September 15 is my 26th wedding anniversary. Yes, I am a little sad.
I am sad not only because I am no longer able to celebrate with my husband. I am also mourning the loss of that 28 inch waist!!!!! I guess that died along with Dan!!

*Notes on the faded picture above.

Someone once told me I had a sexy back (no laughing!!!)......looking back maybe that's why I loved the back of my wedding dress?? I bought the dress because of the back!! I also had to buy the dress in white, not the off-white that I wanted. Why? Because my husband wanted to wear a white dinner jacket so he could pretend he was Humphrey Bogart!!! How many brides have to get a dress to match the husband's tux? I'm thinking not many. That's why our marriage worked. Yep, I loved that man, with his perfectly ironed monogrammed hankies and all!!

Wednesday, September 01, 2010

Before You GLT.......

I found this totally gem of a blog on Kelly B's facebook page.

They crossed Family Circus comics with actually lines from Jersey Shore!!!

Speaking of Jersey Shore. I watch it. It's like a train wreck. I can't help myself. For those of you who don't, here's a cheat sheet.

But, can I just say one thing. If I would have acted like they do on national TV, my mother would have been on the first plane to Jersey or Miami and she would have dragged my ass home by my hair.

I'm serious.

Just sayin'.

I'm not sayin that I haven't done some crazy things back in the day,(Or recently at the Gras, shut up!) but fortunately for my parents, I had the sense not to do them on national TV!

Favorite line so far:My boobs are so tight I can’t breathe, is that normal?