Thursday, September 30, 2010
The Wheels On The Bus Go Round And Round....Deal With It!
Reading stuff like this makes my head explode!!!!!
"Fisher-Price is recalling more than 10 million tricycles, toys and high chair over safety concerns.
In the recall of about 7 million Fisher-Price Trikes and Tough Trikes toddler tricycles, the agency is aware of 10 reports of children being hurt. Six of them requiring medical attention."
Reread this out loud to show what an asshole you sound like.
7 MILLION BIKES SOLD, AND TEN INJURIES.
Not ten thousand, TEN. Ten.
Give me a friggin break people.
Six required medical attention. Note that it did not include hospitalization, death, etc........
This makes me crazy. (OK, crazier.....)
To all the new parents out there, kids ride bikes, big wheels, wagons, they fall, they get hurt. They get up and do it again. But they live to tell the tale!!!!!!!!
Next thing you know these wacky parents will try to outlaw two story homes. Steps are not safe, you know! Look at all the kids falling down steps these days. Little Junior just might take a fall down the steps. So I propose we make everything in the universe one story.
Because the universe revolves around Junior.............AGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
(We think the world is messed up now, wait until Junior comes of age.......scary!!!)