OK then.........now that we know old angry ladies don't get served at Shady grove, let all send our 21 year old sons over there to stiff the waitresses.................We know how this AMGirls thing got started...Little did they know.....while we waited to get a menu and fucking drink.......the stupid young girls were waiting to get all the young men their drinks and there we sat.......which brings me to my point....we're older and have money to spend, their loss.....big time
Enough of that, Recap time......
Mel shock us all by changing her name to Mel-Cum.....need I say more....
Through the Tubes is still looking for a new cell phone plan if any one has any ideas...or friends. Mrs. Depp is to the rescue.
Ms. Tiny Tumor is not to be blamed for Mel-Cum...The Mayor doesn't know, that's what I get for leaving for "Five minutes". All I know is they have great skin and great boobs....They must be doing something right...... Maybe they could start their own Cum Spa. Millions sold in Europe. We might be on to something girls......
Hopefully Lucky got home in time to clear her cabinets....Did ya?
I hate to bring it up again, but the whole ShadyGrove thing makes me think of my favorite line from any movie. In Fried Green Tomatoes, remember the scene when Kathy Bates character runs into the young girls car after they took her space and called her old. "I'm older and have more insurance, Get the Fuck out of my way" I love that. Makes me think of the day the whole anger managements thing got started. Some boys thought it was all about them, it wasn't. I still can't go to Sunsieri's.
Judge Judy suggested Lot 17 on Liberty for this Thursday...sound good to us......
See you all there. Thursday, Jan. 25 @ 8:00.
Coming Attractions...Bowling Feb. 8. (Just think how we can vent with bowling pins.....)
LATE EDITION: The organizer of the Garden Groove @ Phipps (remember, where Mrs. Depp was whoring herself out for more drink tickets)was just in out office getting his teeth fixed. Told him of our predicament and he said he was aware of the problem and they will be selling more drink tickets next year as well as extending the event for another hour. Whew, glad we got that problem fixed.......
Sunday, January 21, 2007
Wednesday, January 17, 2007
Lets see, last we heard, Back through the tubes was kissing boys at the Gras, Mrs. Depp found her good blue scissors and we decided camel toe is certainly a foe…….
Which brings us to last weeks recaps from Hambones:
Suicide Ideation – polka dot bikini and helmets???
Pussy Kats got a ring, so "Back through the Tubes" had to buy some bling.
Is cleavage appropriate at Hambones?????
Can you "Quit" being Jewish as Mrs. Depps mom in law did?
Speaking of Mrs. Depp, wasn’t it entertaining recalling her "Hookin" for Tickets at Phipps?
Will The Princess ever convince her insurance company not to count the times she totaled her car within 2 blocks of her house?
Why isn’t our Christmas 8 days long?
Think Cupcakes and Fancy Pants are bowling hustlers?
Don’t have a blogger name, we might have one for you……I’ll post the names we already have on my e-mail and you will be forever referenced on this blog by that name. If we didn’t pick a name for you yet, lucky you, better pick one for yourself and let me know. If it were me, I wouldn’t let a bunch of drunk, angry women name me, but that’s just me. We sure had fun with our own suggestions.
Did anyone happen to read the article in this past Sundays post gazette (http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/07015/753865-314.stm)about what is appropriate dress for people over 50? Think about it, I’m sure we have lots of comments on that one. Since we all dress appropriately.
Deer Bars??????????????????????????????????What the hell was that? someone is definitely going to have to fill me in on that conversation, was I in the bathroom, or maybe on the phone "Calling" for drinks?
See you all Thursday, 1/18 at Shady Grove on Bellfonte and Walnut @ 8:00. I have to make it an early night because I have to go to Sacred Heart's 6:45 A.M.Mass on Friday Morning. Yes you read right, that is AM and yes, Mass. Don't ask. I can't be angry during church, so don't get me started. I'll be sure to say a few prayers for you all. (God knows we need them)
See you all soon,
The Mayor
Wednesday, January 10, 2007
Thursday, Jan. 11, 2006 Anger Management
Some random questions from last week discussion at Cappy's ...............
- Pumping your breast on the job, do new mothers really need a separate room, or if they cared so much about it, maybe they could try staying home and raising the child themselves?
- How ugly are the curtains at Brillo Box?
- Mrs. Depp's cheap jewelry (is all her jewelry from New Orleans cheap?)
- Expensive face creams, can it ever help us?
- Marcel, is he available?????
- Does kissing strange men in Le Mardi Gras' cause cold sores ?(ask "Through the Tubes?)
- Speaking of.. are all the men in Le Mardi Gras' strange and will "Through the Tubes" kiss them all?
- Are we "Good eggs with bad attitudes" or "Bad eggs with good attitudes"?
- Should all people in 10th ward have a gun?
- Are "The Mayor's" booty calls with Mr. B worth it?
- How long will "Through the Tubes" keep this cell phone plan? (or will she try to get additional minutes from the man she was kissing?)
- Why did it take so long for Mr. Depp to find Mrs. Depp's "good Blue scissors"???
- And finally last but not least, "Camel toe" - friend or foe?????????????
- Get the answers to these and other unanswered quesions (that were not suitable for publication)this week at Hambones, Butler Street, 8:00.
Wednesday, November 15, 2006
Thursday, November 16, 2006
Tonight we are meeting at Le Mardi Gras @ 8:00
Copeland Street (right off Walnut)
Wednesday, November 08, 2006
Anger Management,Thursday, November 9, 2006
Hello Ladies,
This weeks angermanagement will be at Kelly's in Penn Circle. Does everyone know where it is?
Lets get together and celebrate the fact that we no longer have to look at Rick Santorums pathetic mug on tv every 15 seconds..........although, I do feel sorry for Karen and the people of Penn Hills, as I am sure he will be moving right back into that 4 room house that is his "official Residence".........Maybe his half wit wife will want to join our group, we should invite her, she can always say "thank you for the invitation, but I must politely decline"!!!!!!!!Geeze,what an idea, we can invite all the Republicans that lost, I'm sure they have some pretty though anger issues.
But who would break it to Melissa Hart that we don't frequent lesbian bars,we wouldn't want her to get her hopes up.
I am sure some of you have Friday off, so we can whoop it up..........
See you all at Kelly's around 8:00.
This weeks angermanagement will be at Kelly's in Penn Circle. Does everyone know where it is?
Lets get together and celebrate the fact that we no longer have to look at Rick Santorums pathetic mug on tv every 15 seconds..........although, I do feel sorry for Karen and the people of Penn Hills, as I am sure he will be moving right back into that 4 room house that is his "official Residence".........Maybe his half wit wife will want to join our group, we should invite her, she can always say "thank you for the invitation, but I must politely decline"!!!!!!!!Geeze,what an idea, we can invite all the Republicans that lost, I'm sure they have some pretty though anger issues.
But who would break it to Melissa Hart that we don't frequent lesbian bars,we wouldn't want her to get her hopes up.
I am sure some of you have Friday off, so we can whoop it up..........
See you all at Kelly's around 8:00.
Wednesday, October 11, 2006
For those who feel the need, you can print this page and use as a tool for managing your anger. (As if we need it)
For those who think it's all a pile of crap..... we are meeting at the Elbow Room, Thursday @ 8:00.
ANGER TOOLKIT
Print this page to measure your anger.
1. How am I feeling right now?
___ Anxious
___ Worthless
___ Hostile
___ Depressed
___ Mean/evil
___ Revengeful
___ Bitchy
___ Bitter
___ Rebellious
___ Paranoid
___ Victimized
___ Numb
___ Sarcastic
___ Resentful
___ Frustrated
___ Destructive
___ All of the Above
These are some of the names that we give to our feelings of anger! There is no cure for any of them. The first step in resolving our anger problem is to identify it as anger! The purpose of this step is to make our anger more specific. No one can manage anger that is vague and covered up with euphemisms.
2. What happened to make you angry?If we can focus on the specific incident which triggered our anger, our anger becomes more understandable and more easier to manage._______________________________
_____________________________________
_____________________________________
_____________________________________
3.Who am I angry at?
___ My own self
___ My spouse
___ My partner
___ My boss
___ The kids
___ God
___ The Human Race
___ My Life
___ All men
___ Women
___ Other races
___ Miscellaneous
___ All of the above
Our anger usually will involve five (5) general areas.(1) Our anger at others, (2) Others anger at us, (3) Our anger at self, (4) Residual anger from the past, or (5) Abstract anger.
Now that you have established the fact that you are angry and that your anger has an "object" in the real world, you are ready for the fourth step in working through the anger process. You are ready to factor your anger into its main components. If you can identify the specific facets of your anger, you will be in a better position to put your anger into a more moderate and more manageable perspective. You can do this by asking yourself a series of focusing questions.
4. How did the situation make me feel besides angry?(Example #1: I resent being forced to give into them all the time. It makes me feel powerless!)(Example #2: His criticisms of me makes me feel unappreciated and good for nothing.)__________________________________________________________________
Now that you have pin pointed your feelings underlying your anger, you are now ready to put your anger in a clearer perspective. The next step is to "peel" your anger down to the next layer.
5. What about this angers me the most?For example, you have established the fact that in the above situation it made you feel powerless, unappreciated or good for nothing. You are now ready to take a closer look at these feelings underlying your anger. What is it about being made to feel powerless that angers you the most? Some examples of what you might find upon deeper analysis is:
"there is nothing that I can do about it."
"I feel so stupid!"
"I feel guilty for allowing it to happen."
"I feel inadequate to cope with this situation."
Having peeled your anger down to this level, you are ready now to penetrate your anger at its deepest level. You are ready to focus on the real issue underlying all of the prior layers and levels of your emotional distress.6. Now, what about this angers me the MOST?This level of self-analysis usually brings us down to bedrock. Down to the fundamental issue which underlies all the others, and which must be identified and relieved if we are to strengthen our vulnerability to mismanaging our anger -- and making our lives more miserable than it needs to be. The answer found at this level of self-analysis often turns out to be, "I feel so worthless!" It is hard for us to respect someone who is stupid, helpless, inadequate and powerless! And when we have those feelings towards ourself, they destroy our respect for our ownselves.We lose our self respect and hold ourselves in contempt. The final step in managing our anger consists of replacing these feeling or worthlessness--even unworthy of our OWN respect -- with its specific antidote. The only antidote for self contempt is self respect.
For those who think it's all a pile of crap..... we are meeting at the Elbow Room, Thursday @ 8:00.
ANGER TOOLKIT
Print this page to measure your anger.
1. How am I feeling right now?
___ Anxious
___ Worthless
___ Hostile
___ Depressed
___ Mean/evil
___ Revengeful
___ Bitchy
___ Bitter
___ Rebellious
___ Paranoid
___ Victimized
___ Numb
___ Sarcastic
___ Resentful
___ Frustrated
___ Destructive
___ All of the Above
These are some of the names that we give to our feelings of anger! There is no cure for any of them. The first step in resolving our anger problem is to identify it as anger! The purpose of this step is to make our anger more specific. No one can manage anger that is vague and covered up with euphemisms.
2. What happened to make you angry?If we can focus on the specific incident which triggered our anger, our anger becomes more understandable and more easier to manage._______________________________
_____________________________________
_____________________________________
_____________________________________
3.Who am I angry at?
___ My own self
___ My spouse
___ My partner
___ My boss
___ The kids
___ God
___ The Human Race
___ My Life
___ All men
___ Women
___ Other races
___ Miscellaneous
___ All of the above
Our anger usually will involve five (5) general areas.(1) Our anger at others, (2) Others anger at us, (3) Our anger at self, (4) Residual anger from the past, or (5) Abstract anger.
Now that you have established the fact that you are angry and that your anger has an "object" in the real world, you are ready for the fourth step in working through the anger process. You are ready to factor your anger into its main components. If you can identify the specific facets of your anger, you will be in a better position to put your anger into a more moderate and more manageable perspective. You can do this by asking yourself a series of focusing questions.
4. How did the situation make me feel besides angry?(Example #1: I resent being forced to give into them all the time. It makes me feel powerless!)(Example #2: His criticisms of me makes me feel unappreciated and good for nothing.)__________________________________________________________________
Now that you have pin pointed your feelings underlying your anger, you are now ready to put your anger in a clearer perspective. The next step is to "peel" your anger down to the next layer.
5. What about this angers me the most?For example, you have established the fact that in the above situation it made you feel powerless, unappreciated or good for nothing. You are now ready to take a closer look at these feelings underlying your anger. What is it about being made to feel powerless that angers you the most? Some examples of what you might find upon deeper analysis is:
"there is nothing that I can do about it."
"I feel so stupid!"
"I feel guilty for allowing it to happen."
"I feel inadequate to cope with this situation."
Having peeled your anger down to this level, you are ready now to penetrate your anger at its deepest level. You are ready to focus on the real issue underlying all of the prior layers and levels of your emotional distress.6. Now, what about this angers me the MOST?This level of self-analysis usually brings us down to bedrock. Down to the fundamental issue which underlies all the others, and which must be identified and relieved if we are to strengthen our vulnerability to mismanaging our anger -- and making our lives more miserable than it needs to be. The answer found at this level of self-analysis often turns out to be, "I feel so worthless!" It is hard for us to respect someone who is stupid, helpless, inadequate and powerless! And when we have those feelings towards ourself, they destroy our respect for our ownselves.We lose our self respect and hold ourselves in contempt. The final step in managing our anger consists of replacing these feeling or worthlessness--even unworthy of our OWN respect -- with its specific antidote. The only antidote for self contempt is self respect.
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