Monday, March 05, 2007

Smokey: Weekend #1--Update

Some things I found out about Smokey thus far:


  1. 1. He likes blonde's. Especially one named Foxy. (Who acts a little like her owner (Mrs. Depp). Whore. (At least Zooty behaved.)
  2. I haven't left him alone for more than 30 minutes since I picked him up. Something is telling me we are going to have separation issues. When I returned home after taking Devin to work, the curtain on my door was off.
  3. Given my track record, he is by far the best thing I've ever picked up in a bar. He only has one personality so far, but again, the separation issue comes up. But I can handle two. (better than the nine personalities of my previous bar pick up, speaking of Zooty's.)

How about we meet at the old stand-by, The Elbow Room, this Thursday.

Come see what cell phone plan Through the Tubes has this week. (Payback for last weeks comment missy!!!!!)

See you all around 8:00.

5 comments:

ms. arsenal said...

Wil you put out a chair and save me a parking spot in front of your house? Will they have the Pens v. Devils on the Elbow TV? Am I still welcome to attend anger mgmt after those two questions?

The Madonna said...

Ok, so this is my first blog response. I am trying to see if this works. If so I will contribute my thoughts every once in a while. You know they will be "perfect."

Eileen, The Mayor, or Francine, depending on my mood and night of the week. said...

For those of you not in the know, "The Madonna" is my sister. She got the name from our grandmother, aunts, and my mother who "Thought she was perfect in every way" (Unlike Francine, who gave them a run for their money,
As I was so often reminded during their lifetime.)
She was so perfect she could recite "The Lord's Prayer" at 24 months old, and was so beautiful, she resembled "The Madonna", hence the name.
Not that we were ever compared or anything.....
I could write books.

Eileen, The Mayor, or Francine, depending on my mood and night of the week. said...

Mrs. Arsenal,
I'm sure the game will be on. And if you call when you are outside Elbow Room, I can come out and park your car.

Hows that for service.
(With a smile--I'm sure)

Ruthie said...

Ms. Mayor,
Now I've heard of women picking up a dog in a bar before, but this
seems to be a good deal.
Perhaps Smokey can split your ticket for the next election.
As a running mate, he appears quite distinguished!
Rumor has it your collective political platform might give voters good
reasons to "paws" and reflect.
I can't wait to meet him. He is one lucky pooch!
RMB