The goal of anger management is to reduce both your emotional feelings and the physiological arousal that anger causes. You can't get rid of, or avoid, the things or the people that enrage you, nor can you change them, but you can learn to control your reactions. Unfortunately, I must have been absent the day those genes were given out. I speak my mind. Most of the time it doesn't have the desired effect. So what's a girl to do? Call a few friends, have a few beers, and forgetabouit!!!!!
Tuesday, August 18, 2009
OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!
Does anyone know where I could fill out an application for Sarah Palin's "Death Panels?"
Do you think it offers health benefits?
If it does, I'm in.
I will need references.
Anyone care to volunteer?
I already have plenty of experience.
I think I might have finally found my life's work.
OFF WITH YOUR HEAD.
Can't take off work to take your elderly father to that Dr.'s appointment.
OFF WITH HIS HEAD!
Kids driving you crazy?
OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!
And just so the kiddies don't feel left out.
Jane is no longer playing with that Caribou Barbie?
OFF WITH HER HEAD!! (If only!)
I think I'll like this new job.
Leave it to good ol' Sarah to come up with this! She's so smart.
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Yes, you will be amazing at it! NO DOUBT! I've got a list of folks who I can get you started practicing on....!
You might want to start off an an intern...!
Off with everyone's head!
That's what I say!
Judi
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