Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Whose Smarter Than A Second Grader?

Sarah Palin is the best thing since sliced bread.

I can hear you all gasping!!!!!

It's true. She provides endless story lines, jokes, etc.....and will continue to do so for years to come. Face it people. NO ONE is easier to make fun of than her. Think about it. She does not even realize people are laughing AT her not WITH her. Something my mother taught me by the 2nd grade. Oh well, maybe she's a late bloomer.

Anyway, I read this little bit on Yahoo news today. It seems Sarah is hosting a special on Fox this week called Real American Stories. One of the people it plans to highlight is LL Cool J. There was only one problem. They plan on using old tapes of their guests.

I'm confused. What is Sarah actually going to be doing? Just commenting between old news clips? I don't get it.

Oh. Wait. A. Minute. Yes I do. They would never trust good ol' Sarah to actually interview anyone with an IQ over a basement apartment number. So they went through the old stuff and thought, here, let her do this. She can't fuck this up too bad. She can just read through the script. Old white guys will love it.

Only one little problem. When asked about it. LL Cool J said he did the interview over two years ago and they are promoting it like its hot off the press. He thinks that is misrepresenting the public.

HELLO Mr. Cool J, who's NCIS LA ratings blows everyone out of the water.........this is FOX.....what the hell did you expect???

Fox's provided the following statement:

"Real American Stories features uplifting tales about overcoming adversity and we believe Mr. Smith's interview fit that criteria. However, as it appears that Mr. Smith does not want to be associated with a program that could serve as an inspiration to others, we are cutting his interview from the special and wish him the best with his fledgling acting career"

Fledgling acting career???????And they want who to take them seriously???????

LL Cool J's reaction. "Nobody can bring you peace but yourself."

One of the two sounds like a second grader. We won't mention any names!

Did anyone call for "Childish, party of one?"


Judi said...

When I read those first words....I had to go back and read it again....then, I thought...ooooh this is April Fool's Day....Eileen is messing with us. Thankfully, I had the good sense to read on.
I have no idea where this whole Sarah Palin thing is going but I have a nauseating feeling that she is going to be in our faces for a long time. Personally, I have no idea why there are so many people enamored with the chick. I know 2 people (in my family no less...but related to my hubby...) who I love and respect who also love, love Sarah. I refuse to ask them why. As a matter of fact...I stay completely away from the subject of Sarah in their presence...
Happy April Fool's Day!

Jasmine said...

At least he knew about his "appearance" other "guests" weren't even informed their clips were being used and had no idea when asked about it.

Judi said...

Where ya at E?

Judi said...

Okay where the hell are you???