So I'm Reading, reading, reading. Then I come to the important stuff where Sarah Palin gets introduced to some of the people from the United Nations General Assembly. I guess now, she can say, hey, I know all about Indians, I saw one once and even talked to one. I can hear it now:
"So tell me Prime Minister Singh, what's the difference between Indians from India and the Cheyenne Indians?"
"President Saakashvili can you see my Christmas lights from your house?"
But my favorite and this is an actual quote:
At the start of her meeting with Talabani, the governor was overheard saying: "There's plenty to do here, isn't there? Plenty to see.
WTF?????? I can see it now, gently nudging his arm, hey pal, did you do the double deck er bus yet? Don't forget your camera. It's only $45.00.
There was nothing else pressing to discuss with the President of Iraq?????
After reading this, all's I could think of is the time my mom and I went to see "Fried Green Tomatoes" at the Plaza Theater in Bloomfield. It was mothers day and it was just the two of us. We had such a nice time.
We got into the theater and the person at the entrance told us that senior citizens get $1.00 off the price of admission.
Harriet is thrilled that it will be $3.00 for me and $2.00 for her. So we get to out seats. There is a nice couple behind us. Of course she starts talking to them.
(The apple doesn't fall far from the tree)
So she's telling them about the dollar off deal. She looks at the man and asked him if he was over 65. He said yes. She tells him he better go tell them to get his dollar back. He's says no, that's alright. But Harriet won't let it go. Finally the poor man crawls over the five people to get to the isle, goes into the lobby and gets his dollar refunded. It was when he was returning to his seat that she saw his face for the first time. She let out her standard "Jesus, Mary and Joseph" and starts laughing uncontrollably. I'm confused. She finally gets her breath and whispers "I just made .Dr. Starzl go up and demand he get a dollar refund because he is over 65. We laughed through the whole movie. Like Dr. Starzl really needed that dollar.
Don't know why, but that story reminded me of the stupid things Sarah Palin was probably saying to these Heads of States.
And they were probably rolling their eyes the same way Dr. Starzle was at good old Harriet.
Just one other example of some classic reason's they are keeping Lipstick Sarah locked up behind closed doors. The following is from her interview with Katie Couric. Katie is asking Lipstick Sarah about how she thinks Sen McCain led the way for more oversight on Wall Street.
Questioned again for examples, and reminded that McCain had been chairman of the Commerce Committee, Palin said, "I'll try to find you some and I'll bring them to you."
Yeah, take that Taxi right over to 30 Rock when you find them!
Then there's this excerpt about McCain:
McCain has insisted Palin is ready to take over as president, but he made no mention of including her in the meetings he wants in Washington to deal with the financial crisis.
Yeah Sarah could you just go shoot a caribou or breastfeed that baby or something while I try to fix this mess and pass the blame onto the Democrats.
See you all later.
Sorry this is sort of mish-mash. I'm trying to do this fast so I can get to bed.